Saturday, 21 February 2009

Anti-Facebook

Ayoko ng facebook. Akala ko cool mag facebook. No offense facebook die hard fans, pero Facebook Sucks. Masyadong komplikado. masyadong madaming applications, at kinakain talaga ako ng lahat ng activities doon.

Kung magaadd ng friend palang ang gulo na...

Friendster:
click add as friend,
itype and email o apelyido (minsan di na kailangan),
tapos na-add mo na yung friend mo

Multiply:
click add as contact,
ilagay ang relasyon nyong dalawa, at
optional na mag-iwan ng mensahe

Facebook: akampucha.
Add as friend.
View friends?
__ Mutual Friends
Do you know people that might be friends with her?
add a personal message?
Do you want to recommend friends to her?
Do you want to flirt her?
Send Flowers?
You have just added ____ as a friend,
click here to write on Her wall,
click here to check out her profile,....

oh Jesus Christ.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.. hindi ba pwedeng add nalang tapos ok na?!


Eto pa... kapag pupunta ka naman sa newsfeed, makikita mo naman parang halos lahat nalang ng aktibidades ng kung sino sinong mga tao... "Karl Edejer says face book sucks", "Jeseth MArie De Vera is pissed off with the laundry lady"

hindi lang yun, yung shoutouts na yan, may nagcocomment pa jan, at nagcocomment pa sila sa mga comments ng may comments ng may comments?

Eto pa... magbblog ka na nga lang kailangan meron kang mga taong i-no-note. para saan? hindi ko alam mehn. Magkaiba ata ang note at blog? at bulletin? at Gossip? malupit pag gossip, kasi pwede kang magiwan ng impormasyon sa kakilala mo at anonymous ka.

Napakakumplikado, sobra. kung sino mang unang magfafacebook ay paniguradong maooverwhelm sila sa mga pangyayari, pero syempre eventually masasanay sila... Ako? hindi. hindi ako masasanay... Tinry kong mahalin ang Facebook sa pamamagitan ng pagpatol sa lahat ng appications niya and i ended up sa kung saan saan mga site at di ko man lang naaprove yung application na yun.

Nakakairita na nga ang mga nag-iinvite sayo tapos irerefer mo pa mga friends mo sa kanya, pero mas nakakairita ang mga applications: Send Good Karma (icclick mo yung kaibigan mo para may mapuntang good karma sa kanya.),  merong namang Fan Request, tinry kong magclick ng isa, yung "I AM A Filipino" , kala ko once na naclick mo na, ok na, pero hindi, andami pang pinapapindot. ipaparefer pa sa friends, tapos ipaparate pa yung application na yun, tapos magrerefer pa sila ng ibang applications: Are you a fan of McDonald's French Fries? OMG. it never ends.

Idamay na din ang poke. "Abi poked you | Poke back" What the hell? Masaya bang nagpipindutan kayo online? siguro pag sa tunay na buhay maiintindihan ko pa, pero, online? ewan. At nang may nauso pang iba: ang Super Poke.  anong ginagawa nito? hindi ko alam. di ko pinatulan, siguro hindi lang poke ang magagawa mo, pwedeng Mega Poke kung saan buong braso mo na yung ipapangPapansin mo sa ka facebook mo. Or buong palad mo imbes na daliri lang ang ipapanhawi mo sa kaibigan moi. ewan. di ko magets. di ko kinakaya.

napapagod akong magfacebook. sapat na ang kasimplehan ng friendster at multiply sakin. masaya akong pag naguupload ako ng pictures, di ako nagtatag ng mga tao, magnonote at nalalaman ng buong facebook community. masaya akong kahit papano merong pribadong bagay pa rin sa akin, hindi yung pag heartbroken ka, mei mga nakalaang emoticons at status changes sa facebook mo na angkop sa nararamdaman mo. Mas maganda kung may misteryo at di mo nakikita ang lahat...

Pero hypocrite ako, meron akong facebook. Ang hypocrite ko, para akong si Ra___. Tinatangkilik ko pero naiinis ako. Para akong gago. Kahit papano tinatangkilik ko ito, pero sana magsawa sila agad at mag multiply nalang sila.

Naniniwala akong may pag-asa pa para magbalik-loob ang mga tao sa multiply. masaya ang multiply.  Oo maganda ang interface ng facebook at mga gimik at kung anu ano pang pauso. pero para sakin ay masyado nang nakakaumay. nakakapurga. friendster na blogpage na multiply na YM combined? parang ok pakinggan no? nah. ayoko. haha.

at malamang ndi ka magcocomment dito dahil busy ka sa facebook account mo. nyehehe.


watch the vid i posted sa comments.. it's worth it., hehe
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67 comments:

  1. mark arvin m.21 February 2009 at 06:59

    haha adik! hb ka bro ah hehe..
    pero this is true. d ko magets ang gist ng poke poke na yan. and ung applications d naman need lahat pero ng uumapaw.
    dagdag katoxican lang yan eh.. pero may account ako dun. whaahah! accept accept lng.. d ako ng aactive hehe..

    MULTIPLY RULES! : )

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  2. karl edejer21 February 2009 at 08:04

    haha oo! mxado magulo. hahaha. mas ok nako sa simple mehn.

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  3. Ysa Canlas21 February 2009 at 08:56

    Kapatid, you should watch this: http://mariusoczon.multiply.com/journal/item/255/HAPPYSLIPS_FACEBOOK_EPISODE

    I swear it's worth it! :D

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  4. dorx crooc21 February 2009 at 09:22

    Haaay Karl.. that's what I felt when I first used Facebook! Ang complicated! Pero nang tumagal nasanay na rin ako... medyo hindi na sya kumplikado para sakin dahil:

    1. Pag nag-add ako ng friend, I skip all the other hooplah. Basta add lang, pag may lumabas pa na kung ano anong churva, I click SKIP. No friend suggestions, no whatever. Nada. Though di ko pa na-experience yung flirt thingy hahaha! Lagi lang friend suggestions ang lumalabas.

    2. Whenever I get application invitations, I instantly click IGNORE. Like yung friend comparison na you did? Sorry, pero I ignored it... Hehehe! Nkakabaliw kasi if you read and click EVERYTHING.

    3. Deadma na sa updates ng iba. Yung notifications lang binabasa ko near the chat box.

    4. Deadma na rin sa tags and notes. I think Facebook is for "connecting" talaga, that's why you get updates who commented on who's post/pic/note/whatever. So yung mga notes kailangan may tags so that people will know about it.

    Keep it simple lang. Pwede naman. =)

    P.S. Okay din ang Facebook to some extent dahil yung mga long lost friends ko na I didn't see on Friendster or Multiply, andun! I even know what they are doing now after so many years! Kewl!

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  5. allan smiles21 February 2009 at 09:32

    hehe. masasanay ka din. halos lahat naman ng commands dun sa facebook meron SKIP so madali na din mag ignore ng mga ayaw mo madaanang process. Dorxie's number 3 is the best way to check important updates. :) and iba naman ang approach ng facebook at multiply. try mo ulit, magugustuhan mo din yun. less pa ang mga posers dun unlike friendster.

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  6. allan smiles21 February 2009 at 09:34

    and yeah man, you can also poke friends there. hehe.

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  7. <,')))kAiE)))>< ™21 February 2009 at 12:35

    hahahaha! natawa ako dun dad dahil I SHARE THE SAME SENTIMENTS! lol.
    mula ng ginawa ko ang account ko sa facebook mga 4x o pa lang binubuksan un (knowing how internet adik i am na 47/7 almost online ako). naguguluhan ako haha! masyadong cluttered. mas natuwa pa ko sa PLURK! haha! at mas mahal ko ang MULTIPLY ko! =]]

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  8. ays espiritu21 February 2009 at 14:11

    poke-poke-an na! hahaha. ganun din ako nung una. pinatulan ko nga lang kasi ang daming nag-invite sa akin. tapos nung makita kong andun ang mga officemates ko, kinarir ko na. pero hindi ko na pinapatulan ang mga applications, more on connecting with officemates and friends na usually wala sa pinas. teka, add nga kita sa facebook! hahaha

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  9. johann burke gotauco21 February 2009 at 16:57

    ha?! bakit magulo sa yo?! hahahaha

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  10. karl edejer21 February 2009 at 17:08

    hmmm sige panoorin ko. haha

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  11. karl edejer21 February 2009 at 17:12

    hahaha pwede ka nang ahente ng facebook dorcas. :) natuwa naman ako sa comment mo :p hehe, i think id stay in multiply nalang :D hehe, though i keep on accepting friend invites sa FB :D thanks dorcas! see you on March 6!

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  12. karl edejer21 February 2009 at 17:14

    sbagay. sabagay. mey point ka :D yeah, i could give it a chance but i think ill stay here nalang. hehe. tama, wala ngang posers dun sa FB. hehe

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  13. karl edejer21 February 2009 at 17:16

    yehey! tama tama! mag multiply nalang! hehe :D

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  14. karl edejer21 February 2009 at 17:16

    yeah... ok sya kasi dumadami na mga tao.. pero.. ewan. hehe.. mejo magulo for me :p

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  15. karl edejer21 February 2009 at 17:17

    mxado ko lang ata mahal ang multiply account ko pare :p

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  16. johann burke gotauco21 February 2009 at 17:40

    I love happyslip. ^.^

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  17. Isabella Dela Cruz21 February 2009 at 18:26

    that is the problem of today's generation "OVERCONNECTEDNESS" an obsession with staying in constant touch with people and/or events via communications technology.

    masyado na tayong dependent sa technology, pag nasira yung PDA mo, alam mo pa ba sked mo.. pag nawala cellphone mo parang nawala na kalahati ng buhay mo, umaasa na lang sa facebook, friendster o multiply sa mga birthdays.. nakakaasar minsan kasi ang dami daming cable, dapat isaksak.. USB, cable ng iPod, etc, cable ng printer, cable ng smart bro, nakakaasar kasi ang kalat kalat na..

    bumalik na sana ang panahon ng mga snail mails haha.. oo nga, overrated na yung mga emoticons..

    wala akong face book :P, lalo lang ma-eengayo ang pagiging narcissistic ko..

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  18. karl edejer21 February 2009 at 18:59

    haha ang ganda nya noh. im watching her vids nga ngayon eh. hot. yumyum. :D

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  19. karl edejer21 February 2009 at 19:00

    hahahaha. tama ang term, overconnectedness. :P hehe

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  20. Ray Tadeo21 February 2009 at 19:46

    Pero hypocrite ako, meron akong facebook. Ang hypocrite ko, para akong si Ra___.


    hahaha ako ba yan mhen?? hahahaha =))

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  21. van solon21 February 2009 at 19:53

    hahahahahaha! benta! oo nga noh? hindi ako gumagamit ng application na to e. kasi ang weird nga naman kung magpipindutan kayo online. hahaha!

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  22. karl edejer21 February 2009 at 20:26

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  23. karl edejer21 February 2009 at 20:27

    Karl has poked you.

    Ano van, mei naramdaman ka ba? hahaha :D

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  24. kristine Colle21 February 2009 at 22:03

    matry nga din ang facebook.. dami ngiinvite dun.. hahaha

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  25. karl edejer21 February 2009 at 23:05

    hahahaahaha. goodluck

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  26. ays espiritu21 February 2009 at 23:36

    basta, disregard ko lang mga apps na walang kwenta. i just want to be conencted, lalo pa't dun ko nakita si..... awwwwwwwww! hahaha

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  27. van solon22 February 2009 at 00:06

    hahahahahaha! putek! o eto,

    Van has superpoked you.

    ano kuya? masakit ba masakit? hahahahahaha!

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  28. karl edejer22 February 2009 at 00:53

    Would you like to flirt?

    Would you like to send money to Karl?

    wahahahahahahaha!

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  29. johann burke gotauco22 February 2009 at 01:08

    gustong gusto ko ung arte niya as minnie.. ang cute... hahaha!

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  30. geli calupitan22 February 2009 at 01:46

    taena napatawa mo na naman ako!!! facebooker kasi ako and addict sa games don. although kinakain ako paminsan especially sa pagupload ng pics, carry naman. multiply pa rin!! nagfacebook lang ako kasi yun mga cousins na nsa states yun lang meron. yun at my space lang daw uso dun e lalo namang nakakatanga yun myspace. :)

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  31. van solon22 February 2009 at 01:55

    hahahahahahahahaha!

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  32. ryan dugenia22 February 2009 at 02:36

    tama ka dre.. naguluhan dn ako sa facebook.. :p pagbukas ko palang.. "hey i dont want 2 play this stupid game.. " :p isang beses ko pa lang sya nbubuksan at un ung time na nag create ako..:p now im about to open it for the second time pa lang.. out of curiosity agen..:p hehe...

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  33. catherine ramos22 February 2009 at 02:59

    ehehe. ako din karl, nakakain ako ng facebook! naeng-ganyo lang ako ng mga kasubsec ko na gumwa ng account kase sa mga games and pet society ek ek nila don! seryoso! hndi ko maintindihan yung mga apps at ung whole mechanics ng facebook! pang sosyal lang yta yun! haha.namiss ko tuloy ung mga taong dati regular updaters sa multiply. at naunahan mo akong gumawa ng post about it! haha! pero, grabe, your post says it all! ;) APIR!

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  34. Zcianell Bugarin- Oriola22 February 2009 at 03:29

    i was thinkin of opening an account pa nman sa facebook... dami kcng invites... naisip ko lng bka complicated... and ang hirap kaya mgmaintain ng madaming ka-echosan na accounts... i guess i'll stick to friendster and multiply... bsta may mpapag-uploadan ng pics..

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  35. Christopher Karaan22 February 2009 at 05:32

    haha... that's what I like about facebook yung pagiging up to date nya. And yes I get your point lalo na yung sa mga updates. Minsan kasi naflood yung page mo sa mga nonsense updates. Pero you can customize it naman. Yun nga lang medyo hassle. And as for uploading multiply still rocks for me. I mean why would you be limited to uploading 60 photos per album? I don't get it..

    well kanya kanya namang trip sa buhay yan e.. hehe

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  36. karl edejer22 February 2009 at 06:17

    hiyeey! actually it kinda started din nung mei nareceive ako from you na, "Geli has noted you on her blog"... tapos, naisip ko, uhm,, anong mangyayari kung ni note niya ako? tapos tinignan ko blog mo kung nabanggit ba ako, tapos, ndi pala,. tapos.. waaa. ewan na. hahahah

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  37. karl edejer22 February 2009 at 06:19

    HAHAHAHAHAAH goodluck! click ignore, if all else fails pare, click CTRL + ALT + DEL hehehe

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  38. karl edejer22 February 2009 at 06:20

    hahaha APIR! :D tagal ko na tong gustong sabihin tlga. haha. matagal ko na ngang shoutout sa facebook na: "Karl thinks facebook is too complicated" hehe

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  39. karl edejer22 February 2009 at 06:20

    hahah. try mo Chaz. malay mo you're cool enough to be on facebook, harharhar. :D

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  40. karl edejer22 February 2009 at 06:22

    ay ganun? may limit sila dun? hahaha. ewan sila. :D kanya kanyang trip nalang. hehe. i like multiply more pa rin :D

    at di ko alam kung pano pigilan lahat nung mga Pet peeve invites, Filipino Food invite, Compare Friends Apps.. OMG. hahaha

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  41. Christopher Karaan22 February 2009 at 06:29

    Yep me limit.

    Ignore. yun lang. kaso medyo hassle nga lang.ahaha

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  42. karl edejer22 February 2009 at 06:40

    oo. hassle pre. multiply nlang tlga. hahaha

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  43. mike go22 February 2009 at 18:41

    dude, K.I.S.S.

    dont add any useless apps like i do. i only keep mine to 5. 4 of which is the basics and 1 which is my old alma mater

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  44. karl edejer22 February 2009 at 19:05

    nyaha. yun nga. ignore lang nang ignore. hahahaha. naoverwhelm lang ako nung dati... :p

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  45. Ipe Cervantes23 February 2009 at 09:27

    Facebook is too...heavy. But that's also the same reason why people love it. Count me in as one of the people who abhor its heaviness. I'm not a big fan of tagging and constant updates about your personal life either.

    But for what it's worth, I'd rather associate myself with Facebook than Friendster. I mean come on. At the end of the day, it's more about socializing and how you want other people to perceive you.

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  46. Ipe Cervantes23 February 2009 at 09:30

    The best pa rin ang Tumblr.

    zombienovela.tumblr.com

    (Shameless plug ang puta)

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  47. ruby abucot23 February 2009 at 16:54

    Hanggang dito nakakaabot ang tumblr? Pero Karl feeling ko maeenjoy mo ang tumblr. add mo din ako ubai.tumblr.com

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  48. Estoy Marinduque23 February 2009 at 19:16

    me too.. XD

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  49. Estoy Marinduque23 February 2009 at 19:18

    ako din! pero hindi naman siya complicated para sa akin kaso nga lang.. sa sobrang daming invitations para sa mga programs, masyadong malaking requirement sa bandwidth, tadtad na kalokohan, atbp., minsan lang ako nagche-check pag may mga friend requests lang..

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  50. johann burke gotauco24 February 2009 at 02:10

    Karl, napapansin ko laging talamak ang mga blog mo... asteeg. hehehe!

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  51. karl edejer24 February 2009 at 15:21

    hahaha parang sabi nga sa isang comments, masyadong maraming posers sa friendster. haha

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  52. karl edejer24 February 2009 at 15:22

    oonga eh. di ka pa rin nagbago ipe. :p

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  53. karl edejer24 February 2009 at 15:23

    feelin ko rin maeenjoy ko.. haha. pero sa multipls muna koi. happy place na eh :p

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  54. karl edejer24 February 2009 at 15:24

    me too dude! dibadibadibadiba? :D andaming kalokohan, overconnectedness :p

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  55. karl edejer24 February 2009 at 15:25

    haha. pansin mo? sorry naman. haha. thanks burke. :D id rather post funny blogs kesa bitter ones, mas mabenta ang funny blogs. :p

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  56. Christrella Marey Garcia1 March 2009 at 08:29

    oh no. ako bitter blogs pa rin. hahahaha

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  57. karl edejer1 March 2009 at 15:32

    hehe sorry naman noh. :p

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  58. ♥ d o t t i e ♥10 March 2009 at 07:47

    Idamay na din ang poke. "Abi poked you | Poke back" What the hell? Masaya bang nagpipindutan kayo online? siguro pag sa tunay na buhay maiintindihan ko pa, pero, online? ewan. At nang may nauso pang iba: ang Super Poke. anong ginagawa nito? hindi ko alam. di ko pinatulan, siguro hindi lang poke ang magagawa mo, pwedeng Mega Poke kung saan buong braso mo na yung ipapangPapansin mo sa ka facebook mo. Or buong palad mo imbes na daliri lang ang ipapanhawi mo sa kaibigan moi. ewan. di ko magets. di ko kinakaya.

    -- hahaha adik! natawa talaga ako.. may emosyon ko pa syang binabasa,, masyado kang hb dad. hahahaha
    -- masaya ang facebook pag nasanay ka na, skip lang ng skip.. ignore lang ng ignore para madali buhay :)

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  59. karl edejer10 March 2009 at 16:04

    hahaha tama, basahin mo dapat ng may emosyon para feel na feel. masarap mag rant noh. haha.. that's what blogs are for, nak :P

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  60. Jeseth Marie De Vera17 March 2009 at 04:40

    Sorry ah? HAHAHA Iritaaa

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  61. karl edejer17 March 2009 at 09:44

    syempre ngauon mo lang to nabasa diba? hahaha

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  62. Jeseth Marie De Vera18 March 2009 at 05:02

    Syempre, oo diba. At syempre iba na ang nakalagay sa Facebook ko.

    "Jeseth Marie De Vera's hell WEEKS starts today. Wish her luck!" yan na nakalagay. Gusto mo i-update blog mo? =))

    WAHAHAHA

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  63. Jeseth Marie De Vera18 March 2009 at 05:04

    Syempre, oo diba. At syempre iba na ang nakalagay sa Facebook ko.

    "Jeseth Marie De Vera's hell WEEKS starts today. Wish her luck!" yan na nakalagay. Gusto mo i-update blog mo? =))

    WAHAHAHA

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  64. Jeseth Marie De Vera18 March 2009 at 05:05

    Syempre, oo diba. At syempre iba na ang nakalagay sa Facebook ko.

    "Jeseth Marie De Vera's hell WEEKS starts today. Wish her luck!" yan na nakalagay. Gusto mo i-update blog mo? =))

    WAHAHAHA

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  65. shei dagdagan29 March 2009 at 23:41

    never had a facebook account kahit n inaaya n nila kong lahat.sabi ko pag lahat n ng kaibigan ko may account saka nko sasali. sa ngayon mas ok n ko sa multiply at friendster para konektado pa rin sa mga tao. kahit nga etong 2 hirap kong imaintain..hehe

    pero in fairness natawa ako sa "poke" at "mega poke" mo..haha! siguro its a different way to say hi virtually..

    maybe the one invented the application likes to do that to people and likes to be poked a lot too..hmmm...

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  66. karl edejer30 March 2009 at 05:08

    yeah. pang socialize lang tlga yung FB. :p

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  67. Aby K21 April 2009 at 09:09

    i joined facebook way before most people joined in...i was quite lonely for like a year in facebook coz i didn't know anyone. but my favorite socialites and other famous people all have facebook accounts so i joined in just to make silip into their live. chismosa ko ano? hehe. gulat na lang ako at may "The Great Facebook Sign Up Flood" nangyari just this year i think and the rest is history. I ignore almost all applications sent to me. Seriously, I am not interested that someone just gave me a present or something...what I need is money and not precious atp to waste on clicking the ignore button. I feel antiquated by the fact that most people my age can afford to constantly answer silly quizzes and what-nots to pass time while I can't even last 5 mins in logged in my Facebook account because I have lots of stuff to study. Pero lately I learned about these quizzes and tried taking one of them...and then I found myself taking one after the other. I take the really interesting quizzes...but one particular quiz caught my eye and it's still on my to-answer list once I visit Facebook once more...it's the "Anong klaseng TAE ka" quiz. That would be pretty interesting, finding out what kind of crap I am. Haha...

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