dadicated to someone special. bwahahaha. lifted from Krish's blog. nakakatawa. andami na pala nilang salita no? haha
Common words
1. gay - badingkiwinki, baklush, badinggirsi, belatchina, lolames, ladladera
2. to get - getzing, getluckin, gora, grabichina.
3. cigarette - bugaret, suba, subarou, bugarou
4. handsome - cucoo, bio, viola, pogichina, beeway, biyao
5. house - balay, houseching
6. to lose - loss, Luz Valdez, Luz Clarita
7. none - wiz, witchelles, nada, zerowena
8. cheap - changa, chipagis, chepay
9. rich - rica paralejo, ritcheles, rika
10. to see - aura-aura
11. BJ - hada, chiva, chupsi, kopa, kopas, hadaluchi
12. brief - brifany
These words are very flexible. They could easily be switched from one form to another.
"Bago tayo umuwi bu-booking muna ko." - verb "May booking ka na?" -
noun EXPRESSIONS
1. "Bona!" - Tanga! (Kasi it's not Promil.)
2. "Carry.", "Keri." - Pwede na.
3. "Chever!" - (___Expression ni John Lapus pag natutuwa siya.)
4. "Chos!", "Charot!", "Charing!", "Charito Solis!"- Just kidding.
5. "Cynthia?" - Sino siya?
6. "Gravity!" "Rawr-rawr!", "Rowrr-rowrr!" - Grabe!
7. "Hello Waffer!", "Halloween!" - (greetings of) Hello !
8. "Imbay!" / "Imbyerna!" - Kainis!
9. "In Fairview…" - In fairness…
10. "Juice ko!" - My God!
11. "Kape!" - (Mag-kape ka/siya/sila nang magising sa
12. (katotohanan.)
13. "Kebs!", "Kiber!" - Wala akong pakialam!, Deadma!
14. "Ligwak." - Lagot ka.
15. "Majonga!" - Bonga!
16. "Malaybalay, Bukidnon!" - Malay ko!
17. "Malaysia at Pakistan!" - Malay ko at paki ko!
18. "Malaysia India Japan." - Malay ko.
19. "Mars…" - "Mare..." , "Sistah…"
20. "Miss Malaysia!" - Malay ko.
21. "Namaste!" - Naman!
22. "Plangak!", "Korak!", "Flangganah!", "Kaplang!" - Correct!, Exactly!
23. "Psychological!", "Psycholo!" - Kaloka!
24. "Sushmita Sen." - Susmaryosep.
25. "Taruz!", "Kabog!" - Taray!
26. "Touchtone Picture." - Hawakan mo.
27. "Urky!" - "Kaloka!" (Sosyal version)
28. "Wa na splok." - Wag ka na lang maingay.
29. "Wa-i na!" - Wag na!
30. "Watashi…" - Si ano…
31. "Wes datis." - Walang pera.
32. "Wes konowang." - Hindi ko alam.
33. "Wes piyok." - Quiet lang.
34. "Wes taoshious." - Walang tao.
35. "Wit ko bet." - `Di ko type.
36. "Wit!", "Wa-i!" - Ayoko
37. "Wit!", "Wiz!" - Hindi!
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT
38. "Girl!", "Lolah!", "Ateh!", "Mamah!", "Titah!",
39. "Sister!", "Mother!", "Bakla!" PROPER NOUNS
40. Ace Sanchez - a top
41. Aglipay - ugly Pinay ( jowang pokpok na chakang mayaman na foreigner )
42. Ana, Anaconda - ahas, traidor
43. Anita Linda, Aida - A.I.D.S.
44. Ate Vangie - gamot pampatulog (Ativan Gang)
45. Ate Vi - atrebida
46. Backstreet Boys - cute guys sa likuran mo
47. Bayombong, Nueva Viscaya - masturbate
48. Bebang, Mayta - maid
49. Blusang Itim - mga bakla na gumanda nang maayusan sa parlor
50. Cathy Santillan, Kate Gomez, Cathy Mora, Cathy Dennis - makati, malibog
51. Chabelita - chubby
52. Chanda Romero - tummy (ang laki ng Chanda Romero nung pulis) / an old woman
53. Chiquito - maliit
54. Churchill - sosyal
55. Crayola Khomeni - iyak
56. Dakota Harrison Plaza - malaki ang chever
57. Debbie Gibson - give
58. Duty Free - maliit ang nota
59. Ella Mae (Saeson), Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing - state of feeling horny
60. Eva Kalaw - evak
61. Felix Bakat - bakat ang cheverlou (sa brief or pants)
62. Girlie Rodis - babae
63. Givenchy - give, pahingi
64. Halls - choopapchoopsie
65. Indiana Jones - hindi sumipot
66. Janjalani, Pocahontas - bakla na palaging late o indyanera
67. Jennilyn (Mercado) - cheap, chaka
68. Joana Paras - asawa
69. Julanis Morisette, Reyna Elena - umuulan
70. Julie Andrews - mahuli
71. Kelvinator, Kelvina - babaeng mataba, sinlaki ng refrigirator
72. Leticia Ramos Shahani - shabu
73. Lilet - bading na bagets
74. Lucita Soriano - loss na, sorry pa
75. Lucrecia Kasilag - baliw
76. Luz Clarita, Luz Clarita, Luz Valdez - talo, loss
77. ang beauty
78. Maharlika, Mahalia Jackson - mahal
79. Manilyn Reynes - ma-EL
80. Miss Nigeria - negra
81. Murriah Carey, Morayta - mura
82. Nora Daza - magluto
83. Oprah Winfrey, O.P.M. - oh, promise me, pangako,
84. utang
85. Phil Collins - Philcoa
86. Purita Kalaw Ledesma, Purita Kashiwara, Pureta
87. Malaviga - poor, dukha
88. Rica Paralejo, Nina Ricci - mayaman
89. Rita Gomez - naiirita
90. Ruffa - laklak
91. Siete Pecados - tsismosa
92. Thunder Cats - gurang
93. Tom Jones, Tommy Lee Jones - gutom
94. Uranus - puwet
95. Washington D.C. - wala
96. X-Men - mga dating lalaki
97. Yayo Aguila - dyahe
98. Zsa Zsa Padilla - o siya, sige!
ADJECTIVES & ADVERBS
99. 48 years - sobrang tagal 1
00. antibiotic - antipatika
101. balaj, valaj - balahura
102. bella - boba
103. bigalou - big
104. biway, chopopo, guash - gwapo
105. bongga, bonggakea - super to the max
106. borta - malaki katawan
107. boyband - lalaking sintaba ng baboy
108. buya - nakakahiya
109. chaka, chuckie, shonget, ma-kyonget, chapter, jupang-pang - ugly
110. cheapangga, chipipay - cheap, ka-cheapan
111. chipipay - cheap
112. chopopo - gwapo
113. conalei - baklush
114. daki - dako
115. dites - dito
116. doonek - doon
117. effem - halatang bakla
118. emena gushung - malanding semenarista
119. fayatollah kumenis - payat
120. ganda lang - for free
121. ganders - maganda
122. intonses - sira, wasak
123. jongoloids - bobo
124. jowa, jowabelles, jowabella - karelasyon, boyfriend girlfriend
125. jutay, juts - maliit
126. kabog, loss - talo
127. katagalugan - matagal
128. katol - mukhang katulong
129. kirara - pangit / maitim
130. klapeypey-klapeypey - pumalakpak
131. krang-krang - hungry (same as Tom Jones)
132. krung-krung - sira ulo, baliw
133. lulu, tungril, tetetet - lesbian
134. mahogany, mashumers, ugmas - mabaho
135. majubis - mataba / gusgusin
136. matod - magnanakaw
137. nakakalurky - nakaka-shock, nakaka-takot
138. neuro - napaisip bigla, mind-boggler
139. oblation - walang saplot
140. otoko - lalakeng lalaki
141. pamin, paminta, pamentos, pamenthol - discreet gay guy
142. pinkalou - pink
143. pranella - praning
144. quality control - maganda ang quality
145. sangkatuts - marami, isang katutak
146. shala - sosyal
147. shogal - matagal
148. shokot, bokot - takot
149. shonga, shongaers, planggana - tanga
150. shonga-shonga - tanga-tanga
151. shonget, makyonget - ugly
152. shontis - buntis
153. sudems - never
154. tamalis - tamad
155. urky - nakakaloka
156. warla - loka-loka, nawawala sa sarili, nababaliw
157. wasok - contraction ng "wasak pag pasok"
158. wiz, waz - wala
159. wrangler, thunder(s), tanders, majonders - matanda
NOUNS, PRONOUNS AND PREPOSITIONS
160. adez, andabelz, adesa, anda, ka-andahan, andalucia -pera
161. akesh, akembang - ako
162. badet, dinga, dingalou - bading
163. berru - beer
164. borlog - tulog, power nap
165. bottomesa, bottones - a bottom
166. bufra - boyfriend
167. carrou, carosa - car
168. cheese - chismis
169. chimi, chimini, chimi-aa, chimini-aa - maid
170. constru - construction worker
171. daot - ahas, traitor
172. ditey, ditich, ditraks - dito
173. feelanga - crush
174. fiampey - singit, etits, flower
175. garapata - vaklush na punggok na majubis
176. gardini - security guard
177. oishi - shabu
178. gulay, pechay, bilatch, tahong - babae
179. hada - oral gay sex
180. hammer - pakonyo effect sa mga prosti or callboy,
181. havana - mahabang mukha
182. hipon - maganda ang katawan pero panget
183. itich, itechlavu - ito
184. itich-me-how -
185. jipamy - jeep
186. jowa, jowawis - lover, boy/girlfriend
187. jubelita - vaklita, batang bading
188. kat-kat - sosyal na tawag sa katulong
189. katol, chimay - katulong
190. kyota - bata
191. kyotatalet - sanggol
192. likil, mentos, future - lalaki
193. merlat, melat, bilat, mujer - babae
195. pa-uring - a bottom
196. performance artist - mahilig mag-inarte
197. potato queen - chink for chinks
198. red alert - menstruation
199. rice queen - chink folks who go for white guys (?)
200. colbam, sholbam - callboy
....too long... i'm not going through 212 lines of crap! hahaha i got through around 24 before i gave up. it's too much!
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