Vagina Monologue

"if your Vagina can talk, what would it say?"

a famous tagline i heard from my High School Teacher to my Female classmates during Second Year.

but now, i wonder. If the Vagina can talk, whose story will you hear?

The Labia Minor and Major sure has different stories to tell. Together with the Six Holes (oh yes, Six!) of the Vestibule inside. I'm sure the clitoris will say a different tale as well. With singing backgrounds of the Skene's Gland and Bertholin's waiting for them to be heard. or smelled. oh god.

And there's the Hymeneal membrane. what would it say? "I've been waiting to be popped for so long"? or, "Keep me, baby. Keep me forever." or, "I've been whacked long ago." (then why is she there?) or, "I'm just as pure as this love this woman can give"

Most of them only offers a one-way conversation. One way: Out. They always secrete out juices, out and out, only one hole where you can put a thing in. Unless you put a urinary catheter inside the other one. But that's Pathologic...

The Vagina is soo complicated. We guys are staring to think it's unfair because We've been discussing the Vagina for almost 2 weeks now, while the Male Reprod system is just placed on the "Similar Stuctures" part of the Module There's not even a part of the module Dedicated ENTIRELY for the Penis, yet there are several parts of the Module talking about the first layer, second layer, third layer of muscles and fascia and ligaments tied and intertwined. And it's a completely different story if the Female is pregnant.

Sabi ko nga kay Raffy. "Pag ako gagawa ng Anatomy Module, ilalagay ko ang Male Reprod sa First Shift. Anatomy Genaralities, Scalp, Face, tapos PENIS. then different module pag TESTES".. nah.

This week in anatomy, I think we'll be discussing the Penis. But will be quizzing on the Eyes and Eyes discussed 2 weeks ago. Weird, eh?

again, if the Vagina can speak, as one if possible. What would it say?

Like what Meredith Grey said to Derek Sheperd:

"Pick me. Choose me. Love me."

:P