Thursday, 8 January 2009

Belle De Jeur for Boys

ano bang meron sa Belle De Jeur? At tama ba spelling ko sa belle de jeur?

Just yesterday, I got a glimpse of that planner from my friend. Well, it's colorful, uhmm... well, it's really for girls. merong parang "Big rocks for the week", blablala... long term goals, short term goals, then Discount Coupons for God-knows-what parlor, shop, etc... actually I got scared... Ganto ba tlga dapat ang mundo ng mga babae? Hahaha

Then I couldnt help but wonder... Meron bang Belle De Jeur version ng guys?What if magimbento ako ng planner specifically designed for the Y chromosome? Kung may pera ako, ito ang mga plano kong gawin sa Ultimate Planner for Boys:

-And Monday to Friday ay pagkakasyahin ko lang sa isang page dahil school lang siya. Yung Sabado at Linggo tig-isang page para sa mga lakad barkada, lakad pamilya, at lakad bastos.

-Kung sa BDJ merong "goal for the month", ang akin naman, "girl for the month" kung sinong girlet ang popormahan mo sa month na yun. May gayuma formula pa every month

-Wala akong ilalagay ng Birthday calendar, wala naman paki ang karamihan ng lalaki dun. Juskopo, may nakita pa akong planner (hindi BDJ), andun yung gma birthdays ni Sharon Cuneta, Sarah Geronimo, Mark Herras... the hell we care diba?

-Sa BDJ merong quotes sa upper right. Meron din quotes for guys, ilan lamang ito sa mga halimbawa:

"Sex is sacred, and so am I"
"I am the best there is, the best there was, the best that will ever be"
"In this world, only the strong survive"
"Kung asawa nasusulot, Girlfriend pa kaya?"

- At ang pinakamalupet sa lahat: DISCOUNT COUPONS sa mga sumusunod na producto at shops:

Free Ladies' Drink sa Pegasus
20% Discount FHM Magzine
Free Session sa Fitness First
Libreng Iced Tea sa Dad's Buffet (pang tatay tlga diba?)
Free Glow in the DarkTrust Condoms
SOGO Hotel Free Massage
Playboy Magazine Poster
Seat-in Studio Audience sa Banana Split
One Night with a 26K Deal or No Deal chick
50% Discount on your 2nd Scandal DVD in Quiapo
30% Discount sa Roses sa Dangwa for your Girfriend
20% Discount sa Roses sa Dangwa for your Kabit
Free HIV Screening sa UST Hospital

astig diba? ano kaya magandang pangalan? meron bang lalaking pinaplano ng ganito kahusto ang buhay? well, ako merong planner pero "Catleya Filler" ang nakasulat sa harap at puro Exam sa Micro at Physio etc lang ang nakasulat. haha.

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63 comments:

  1. Karla Patricia Co8 January 2009 at 23:25

    Hahaha! Were you referring to my planner? HAHAHA! Apir, Karl!

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  2. zanti jimenez8 January 2009 at 23:27

    "girl for the month" hahahaa! ambenta! XD ang galing mo tlaga mag concepto karl.. at magsiyasat. alam ko rin yang BDJ na yan.. pinagtatawanan namin ng kaklase ko :P ang landi kasi..kasi para siyang notebook sa school na nakahalo sa mga notebook section ng national bookstore :P

    ung date na sinasabi mo na sharon cuneta.. cosmo planner ata un :P HAHAHA! meron ako nun.. pero puro exam at plate ang nakasulat.. tas ung mga ibang kalandiang section na andun.. binabaklas ko na :P istorbo kasi!

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  3. Kelly de Guzman8 January 2009 at 23:35

    Hahahaha! Baka pwedeng gumawa ng male version ang viviamo (makers ng belle de jour.) :D Masaya rin siguro kung may coupons for the traditionally testosterone-y activities like 2 hour session ng paintball, free entrace dun sa anong party ba yun ng FHM... :P

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  4. karl edejer8 January 2009 at 23:38

    nope karla. :p hahahahaha. it was my friend, kelly's. kidding. yeah, and yours too., ang landi kasi eh. hehe :P

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  5. karl edejer8 January 2009 at 23:39

    wahahahahaah baklasin ba? yeah cosmo planner nga! hahaha yung sister ko merong ganun. :p hehe

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  6. karl edejer8 January 2009 at 23:41

    The Top 100 Girls Party! yebbah! hahahaha! pwede pwede diba? pero i doubt kung papatok sa lalaki, i mean, would i waste 550 bucks for a planner? I'd rather by beer. :P hahahah

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  7. <,')))kAiE)))>< ™8 January 2009 at 23:48

    adik ka dadee yoh!
    hahahahaha!

    belle de jour ;p

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  8. geli balcruz8 January 2009 at 23:54

    hahaha! infairness, benta to! hahaha :D

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  9. Karla Patricia Co9 January 2009 at 00:02

    Well, it is. I can't actually believe I am using mine. Hahaha!

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  10. Grace Jamisola9 January 2009 at 00:25

    hahaha i love bdj because it has coupons. hahaha and i turned my last year's bdj into a scrapbook. super nice kaya. Hahaha oh well it's a girl thing. pag gumawa ka ng guy version ng ganun, susuportahan kita. =) Hahaha =D

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  11. ishie silvallana9 January 2009 at 00:39

    tae. di ako makapag aral dahil nabasa ko toh! grabe! gawa ka na. ako bahala sa endorsements. hahahaha.

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  12. celina suntay9 January 2009 at 01:23

    grabe..
    so it pinagkakabalahan mo? :))
    benta. amp. :))

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  13. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 01:33

    whatever :p ill check your planner at the end of the year, tignan natin kung nagawa nga niya ang mga dapat mangyari

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  14. ina mangalindan9 January 2009 at 01:34

    hater ka! wahaha joke this made me laugh

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  15. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 01:39

    Welcome to my blog, anak. :) masasanay ka din sa mga strange ideas ko :D

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  16. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 01:41

    hahahaha nacurious kasi ako eh, patok na patok yung girly girly stuff na yan, bat walang for boys? hehe :D

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  17. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 01:43

    sure sure. :) it also made me wonder... siguro first 3 months, susulat ka religiously///tas yung iba tatamarin na soon. hehe :D

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  18. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 01:44

    wooshoo ishie hehe excuse mo lang to para di makaaral eh! hehe :D btw, nung first year bio ako, they gave us a BIO planner, pretty good. but, no one used it. :P

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  19. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 01:45

    nyehe :P sabi kasi sayo celine madami akong free time eh :))

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  20. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 01:45

    anong hater dun? hahaha. isa lang akong lalaking ayaw magpalugi. hehe

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  21. cherry geronimo9 January 2009 at 03:23

    hoy ah, si jesreel may planner last year from national bookkstore na binalak namin nakawin dahil sa coupons. it's not as girly as BDJ though. haha. imagine mo kung si jesreel may BDJ. nakupo.

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  22. Christrella Marey Garcia9 January 2009 at 04:54

    hahaha :))
    can't stop laughing :p swear
    happy new year kuya karl! and advanced Happy New Moon :D

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  23. mari turla9 January 2009 at 05:16

    hahaha daddy! may belle de jour planner ako eh.. haha :))

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  24. geli calupitan9 January 2009 at 05:17

    takte. may BDJ din ako at natawa ko super! hahaha!

    benta yung mga freebies mo!! ang ending talaga eh magka-HIV noh? hahaha :))

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  25. celina suntay9 January 2009 at 05:30

    mukha ngang sobrang dami eh.. :P

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  26. catherine ramos9 January 2009 at 05:32

    haha. ang cool! pero meron din ako nung BDJ planner. ang cool niya kaya. sabi nga sa harap: its a POWER PLANNER. eheheh.

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  27. Karla Patricia Co9 January 2009 at 06:27

    Sure. I am a planner person. I'll have you check it. I can't imagine I am using four or five different colors of pens for it. Hahaha!

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  28. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 06:41

    hashahaha napaka true friends niyo naman at magnanakaw pa kayo. :p hahahaha. si Marvic Gabitan daw may BDJ. joke lang. hahaha. end oif the world na pag ganun. hahahaha

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  29. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 06:42

    Hahahahah! tagal mo di nakablog ah! hehe :D happy graduation! lapit ka na! magmemed pa ba? :D

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  30. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 06:42

    Good for You, Anak. :D hahaha. ok naman sya eh, for girls. :P Gusto ko tlga gumawa ng for guys

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  31. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 06:43

    hahaha. i remembe, yung freebies din ba sa BDJ by month din? edi grand finale nga ang december for HIV! (4 months incubaton stage daw nung virus eh. harharhar)

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  32. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 06:45

    Hahaha. sa Male Belle De Jour isusulat ko sa harap: "this planner has no plans. it's just for fun." hgahahahahaha

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  33. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 06:45

    kung alam mo lang noh. out of the 7 days of med shifting exams, i only get to attend for 2 days. harhar. D:

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  34. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 06:46

    my Ghod karla?! OMG>!?! mapapamura ako sa pagka-oc mo! hahah!

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  35. Karla Patricia Co9 January 2009 at 07:07

    I am not OC. Believe me. Hahah! It's just that a black ink wouldn't look good on it. Hahaha! So I got a purple, pink, orange, blue and green. HAHAHA!

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  36. <,')))kAiE)))>< ™9 January 2009 at 08:32

    i dont find it strange dadee yoh..
    its cool! believe me! bebenta yan!
    willing ako tumulong! wahahahaha!

    btw, i was into belle de jour then..... dahil starbucks planner hater ako.. haha!
    ngayon hnde na... maxado ng madameng may belle de jour so iba na ang gamet ko!

    try mo ung "This Journal Will Actually Change Your Life 2009"
    wala lang.. trip ko sya for this year though i hate the cover.. haha! ;p

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  37. julie jane dy9 January 2009 at 08:33

    dont worry kung mgkkaron man rrregaluhan kta haha at for sure puro inuman mllgay mo sa planner mo :p

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  38. <,')))kAiE)))>< ™9 January 2009 at 08:35

    i strongly agree with this!
    belle de jour is not for black inks.. haha!
    my prev 2 belle de jour planners are both in rainbow colors!
    wahahahahahaha!

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  39. Karla Patricia Co9 January 2009 at 08:44

    I know that! (; Fully Booked. Hahaha!

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  40. Karla Patricia Co9 January 2009 at 08:45

    I knowwwww. Hahaha! You just can't use black ink. And I find it hard to doodle on them because I might draw something "un-girly". HAHAHAHA!

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  41. Karla Patricia Co9 January 2009 at 08:46

    Wow, Karl, this blog entry's a hit! HAHAHAHA!

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  42. Gino Gonzalez9 January 2009 at 08:54

    Hahaha. Patok.

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  43. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 18:08

    nyaharhar welcome to my blog. l *yabang* hahaha. try to read my other insane blogs. :P hehe minsan mei sobrang emo naman

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  44. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 18:09

    :p thanks pare. bili ka. hahaha

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  45. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 18:10

    isa ka pa anak! hahahaha! weeeeeeird tlga. pero in med i use 4-7 colors of highlighters, 1 coors is just too lame :P

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  46. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 18:10

    my ghod. tama na girls. hahahahahaha. di kakayanin ng mga kapwa ko lalaking nagbabasa neto ang mga ginagawa nyio sa mga planners niyo. hahaha

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  47. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 18:11

    harharharh, yeah: Inuman wth subsec, inuman with brods, inuman with pinsan, inuman with stangers. hahah. sige jane promise yan ah? hehe. :D :P JB!

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  48. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 18:13

    oh my. yan yung nirecommend sakin ng friend ko. sa powerbooks right? oo yan yung sabi nya saking gamitin ko, mejo may kamahalan nga daw. :p so, catleya filler nalang

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  49. karl edejer9 January 2009 at 18:14

    mern din ata sa powerbooks? ewan. hehe :D

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  50. diane lauron10 January 2009 at 04:02

    hahaha winner ang post mo. at benta ung girl of the month mo =p panu nga kung may ganitong klaseng planner for the boys noh? hahaha funny

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  51. jestha dear10 January 2009 at 04:29

    another one of those most busy posts of yours... i'm always proud. nice work here karl! natawa ako! hahahahaha and i have that cosmo planner ... and masarap nga shang baklasin sa daming ng kalandian. i was contemplating kasi, if i had bdj tapos madaming "girl" stuff dun, masasayang lang sa skeds ng exam at quiz na ilalagay ko dun, might as well get the cosmo one, cheaper, at di pa masakit sa kalooban ko kung tatanggalin ko yung mga kalandian dun dba?

    but yr bdj for the guys would be a great idea. hahaha sana meron!

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  52. Karla Patricia Co10 January 2009 at 05:16

    HAHAHAHA. q;

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  53. karl edejer10 January 2009 at 05:34

    Diba diba dibaaa?!?!? hahaha ang saya nun! "This Planner has no plans. it's just for fun. Go change your life your own"

    hahahahah! :D

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  54. karl edejer10 January 2009 at 05:36

    thanks so much Jesha. :)namimiss ko an mga posts mo! hehe. dapat sa summer magsulat kang malupit, hehe.

    i actually surveyed my guy friends and asked them if theyre willing to spend 550 for that with all the freebies, so far 1/6 people palang ang yes,,, pero, sabi nila, kung bibigay daw yun sa kanila as a gift, then YES. wahahaha! boys will always be boys. :D

    Goodluck on your cosmo planner, si Pae meron din ganyan, yan nga yung magazine na merong bday ni Sharon Cuneta. hehe. kewl. :D

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  55. Kelly de Guzman10 January 2009 at 05:37

    Hmm... Oo nga, baka dapat coupons na date siguro for your pick of the top 100 girls...or purchase enough beer and get one night with all 100 girls. :P Kung may gusto ka nga palang coupon for one of the food establishments, sabihin mo lang, bibigay ko na lang sa iyo. I doubt if I'll even finish the coupons for this year.

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  56. karl edejer10 January 2009 at 05:41

    hahahah sige i guess.. pero andami kong ndi alam na resto dun sa planner eh... im more of a Jolibee and Carinderia person kasi, pero sige, pag may natipuhan ako, maglalagas ako ng page sa planner mo. kasalanan mo tong blog na to kelly! jhahah! thanks :)

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  57. Christopher Karaan11 January 2009 at 02:58

    Panalo yung discount coupons!haha..

    benta to pre. taob lahat ng planner kapag me gumawa nito.haha

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  58. karl edejer11 January 2009 at 03:05

    nah, i doubt if guys will buy it. girls willl probably buy it fo their guys. haha. pang regalo. :p

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  59. aby paguyo13 January 2009 at 18:58

    BJ planner for boys...
    ooops.. sounds wrong... =P
    i loooove my BDJ! =)

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  60. karl edejer13 January 2009 at 22:37

    HAHAHAHA! that's clever aby! :D

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  61. Christrella Marey Garcia22 January 2009 at 20:04

    syempre 13 days late bago ko to nabasa. hahahahaha :))
    anywho, i think di PA MUNA ako magmemed. ayan ha, unclosed statement :p
    siguro magtuturo muna ko't magmamasters... pag di ko feel at nafeel kong med pa rin ang tawag ni Lord para sa'kin, saka ko magtutuloy.
    ayoko kasing magquit pag nasimulan ko na't di ko kinaya :)

    at, favorite ko na ang Brain Anatomy Drawings by Netter ngayon :p
    haha. dumudugo ilong ko sa Neuroanatomy :s

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  62. jayce casimiro18 February 2009 at 23:47

    haha, my gf/ wife has one man.. and although i really REALLY hate the planner. i must say some of the deals for the coupons are sweet....


    if ever you can get hands on the coupons you wrote here though, hook me up for one :)

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  63. karl edejer19 February 2009 at 02:37

    oo mehn. ill give you one. all guys should have one. haha. hustisya! "D

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