Belle De Jeur for Boys

ano bang meron sa Belle De Jeur? At tama ba spelling ko sa belle de jeur?

Just yesterday, I got a glimpse of that planner from my friend. Well, it's colorful, uhmm... well, it's really for girls. merong parang "Big rocks for the week", blablala... long term goals, short term goals, then Discount Coupons for God-knows-what parlor, shop, etc... actually I got scared... Ganto ba tlga dapat ang mundo ng mga babae? Hahaha

Then I couldnt help but wonder... Meron bang Belle De Jeur version ng guys?What if magimbento ako ng planner specifically designed for the Y chromosome? Kung may pera ako, ito ang mga plano kong gawin sa Ultimate Planner for Boys:

-And Monday to Friday ay pagkakasyahin ko lang sa isang page dahil school lang siya. Yung Sabado at Linggo tig-isang page para sa mga lakad barkada, lakad pamilya, at lakad bastos.

-Kung sa BDJ merong "goal for the month", ang akin naman, "girl for the month" kung sinong girlet ang popormahan mo sa month na yun. May gayuma formula pa every month

-Wala akong ilalagay ng Birthday calendar, wala naman paki ang karamihan ng lalaki dun. Juskopo, may nakita pa akong planner (hindi BDJ), andun yung gma birthdays ni Sharon Cuneta, Sarah Geronimo, Mark Herras... the hell we care diba?

-Sa BDJ merong quotes sa upper right. Meron din quotes for guys, ilan lamang ito sa mga halimbawa:

"Sex is sacred, and so am I"
"I am the best there is, the best there was, the best that will ever be"
"In this world, only the strong survive"
"Kung asawa nasusulot, Girlfriend pa kaya?"

- At ang pinakamalupet sa lahat: DISCOUNT COUPONS sa mga sumusunod na producto at shops:

Free Ladies' Drink sa Pegasus
20% Discount FHM Magzine
Free Session sa Fitness First
Libreng Iced Tea sa Dad's Buffet (pang tatay tlga diba?)
Free Glow in the DarkTrust Condoms
SOGO Hotel Free Massage
Playboy Magazine Poster
Seat-in Studio Audience sa Banana Split
One Night with a 26K Deal or No Deal chick
50% Discount on your 2nd Scandal DVD in Quiapo
30% Discount sa Roses sa Dangwa for your Girfriend
20% Discount sa Roses sa Dangwa for your Kabit
Free HIV Screening sa UST Hospital

astig diba? ano kaya magandang pangalan? meron bang lalaking pinaplano ng ganito kahusto ang buhay? well, ako merong planner pero "Catleya Filler" ang nakasulat sa harap at puro Exam sa Micro at Physio etc lang ang nakasulat. haha.

Hangover from the 14-Day isolation

It's a New Year and God knows why i still fit in my jeans, why my fingers are still complete, and why i can't still get the strength to fix my room, read Jawetz Micro,and make an MTAP script. Maybe after I fixed the laptop, maybe after i blog this, maybe after Zeth's Baptism, after... waaa... After vacation?

I haven't seen Manila in 14 Days. Missed quite a lot of parties, and a Wake, Xmas break's been a pretty good break even though I ravaged my Liver and Kidneys with Alcohol and Goddamn Fatty Foods, I still did it with a lot of friends and families -- so it made the Health Risks kind of worth it... i guess? hahaha. By the 26th I felt my Liver twitch and a slight pain in my right Kidney (or is it just muscular pain because Abdominal Organs have no pain receptors?) (pucha, tama ba?), maybe they just radiate their pains into their respective dermatomes... I even reached the point where i searched wikipedia for the dermatome level for referred pain for Lungs, Liver, Gall Bladder, Heart and Kidneys -- I became paranoid that a pain in my left dorsal arm is a referred pain for soemthing that's wrong inside, but thankfully wala namang organs na wired sa left arm... daw. I don't know. Hopefully wala tlga.

Anyways, I've been itching to blog during the break but I can't do it. It's hard for me to go Emo on a computer shop while everybody else in there is playing DoTA. I was supposed to blog while I was at the Morana house, but merong epal na nakikinood sa mga tinatype ko e (epal ka PASAK!) ayoko naman yun. So I kept the itch just within me, and wrote the blogs on my mind before i pour it out on the keyboard. Up to tis point, theyre still staying at my Temporal Lobe and just going back and forth my Limbic System until maybe later I still squeezing them out one by one. As of now, Five topics keep on floating that I'm about to blog sometime soon...

1. The Year-End Sunset and the Gratitude Blog
2. My Dream about my Lola
3. the Almost-Pancreatitis on Xmas Night and the Scariest Nightmare I Never talked about to anyone (only to my Siblings)
4. The Incoming Year Blog
5. How I moved on (it's on the verge of cancellation. I don't think I can make this one, though. I'm reducing my Rant and Emo and Bitter blogs na... Though I admit i write better when I'm sad and sober. haha)

and by the way... I still have to upload tons of pics.

Anyways. I'm just glad I'm back in Manila. Happy New Year Everyone!

BTW. Whenever I read Dazers posting about their Hangover in the last batch, It beams a great smile on me. :) And it's pretty weird because I really can't find the words to express that feeling we feel that High. haha.